Club-Mate Zero

February 24th, 2024

This was gifted to me by a family member from Germany. I’m reliably informed that “this is what all of the computer geeks drink in Germany”… so the look of the drink is very similar to Red Bull or any other caramel-coloured energy drink really. When you pour it out of the bottle it froths up, like beer does, and it has a head that hangs around for quite a while! For me though the taste wasn’t great. I found it quite bitter and, well, basically it’s a fizzy cup of cold tea. If you aren’t in to the sweetness of energy drinks then this might be a great alternative for you.

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(2.6/5)
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Caffeine: 20mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 20kCal/100ml
Size: 500ml
Sold By: Germany
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Monster Rehab Peach Tea + Energy

November 28th, 2015

This drink contains two flavours which disagree considerably with my taste buds, namely peach and tea. Fortunately the tea taste is not so prominent, but the peach is strong and sickly. It’s also a non-carbonated beverage which seems to add to the sickliness. I can’t recommend this.

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(2.9/5)
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Caffeine: 34.5mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 2.2kCal/100ml
Size: 458ml
Sold By: americanfizz.co.uk
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Monster Rehab Green Tea

May 8th, 2013

It tastes like tea. I don’t like tea therefore I don’t like this drink – but I had to try it because it exists! There’s some fruit juice in there too, but you can’t taste it – you just get an overwhelming taste of tea.

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(2.9/5)
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Caffeine: 32mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 10kCal/100ml
Size: 500ml
Sold By: WH Smith
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Monster Rehab Tea + Orangeade

May 4th, 2013

I’m still not convinced on the use of tea as a suitable ingredient in energy drinks. Luckily, the orangeade flavour of this one mostly masks the tea flavour. It’s still there, brewing (see what I did there) at the back somewhere, but the orange-ness is a welcome overtone. Personally though, if you want an orange flavoured energy Monster, get Monster Khaos.

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(3.2/5)
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Caffeine: 32mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 11kCal/100ml
Size: 500ml
Sold By: WH Smith
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Monster Rehab Rojo Tea

May 12th, 2012

After the Monster highlight that was the Lemonade + Tea version of Rehab, I expected this one to be great. Sadly, it tasted like someone had dipped an old teabag in some cranberry squash. Bleurgh. It was sweet, and could have been refreshing, but the stale taste of tea with every mouthful was sickening. Having said that, full marks for originality because no-one else has been stupid enough to make this daft combination.

Overall Rating:
(3.3/5)
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Caffeine: 37mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 2kCal/100ml
Size: 458ml
Sold By: J D Wetherspoon
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Monster Rehab: Tea + Lemonade + Energy

March 17th, 2012

This drink surprised me: it didn’t have the usual Monster flavour that I was expecting. Being non-carbonated, it shares more in common with some of the Rockstar drinks instead, but is still very nice. It mostly tasted like still lemonade, but did have a note of tea about it even if it was very faint. There’s nothing else out there on the market quite like this, so full marks for originality, but I am a little disappointed that it didn’t jump out as being a Monster Energy drink from the taste.

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(3.9/5)
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Caffeine: 32mg/100ml Tags:
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Calories: 10kCal/100ml
Size: 500ml
Sold By: Tesco
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